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Hetalia Pick-Up Lines!

  • Italy:

    Can you be Princess Peach while I be Mario and instead of mushrooms, we can eat pasta!

  • Germany:

    You don't need to train. You're perfect just the way you are

  • Japan:

    If this was a dating sim, I'd definitely pick you

  • America:

    Looks like you need a hero, can I be him?

  • England:

    How would you like to see the Big Ben?

  • France:

    Are you from Paris because you're driving me in-Seine

  • Russia:

    My nose isn't the only big thing I have

  • China:

    How would you like to visit the Great Wall of China?

  • Iceland:

    You're as cute as a Puffin...

  • Norway:

    You're so beautiful, it's as if you casted a spell on me...

  • Denmark:

    If you were beer, I'd drink you all night!

  • Finland:

    I'll have no trouble fitting down your chimney this year!

  • Sweden:

    How would you like to be my wife?

  • Prussia:

    Even my vocals can't compare to how awesome your voice sounds

  • Austria:

    Let me help you hit those high notes

  • Switzerland:

    You're as beautiful as the Swiss alps

  • Spain:

    Ever have a bull fight in bed?

  • Romano:

    Did you know the human body is made up of 95% water? Lucky for you I'm getting kinda thirsty....

  • Lithuania:

    I like your dress but I'd think it'd look better on my bed

  • Estonia:

    Wanna see my hard drive? It's six inches long and I swear it's not floppy

  • Latvia:

    Don't blame me for falling in love! You're the one who tripped me...

  • Poland:

    You are like, totally fabulous!

  • Hungary:

    My favourite pairing? Me and you of course!

  • Liechtenstein:

    Wanna go shopping? We can get matching bows!

  • Seychelles:

    I hate holding this fish all the time. Can I hold you instead?

  • Belgium:

    You're as sweet as the chocolate on Belgian waffles!

  • Canada:

    You're better than a gold metal since I can bring you home even if I lose

  • Greece:

    If you were a stray cat, I'd let you sleep with me every night

  • Turkey:

    The price of borrowing my mask? One date

  • Netherlands:

    Even a tulip can't compare to your beauty...

  • Hong Kong:

    You're as cute as a panda

  • Korea:

    The song Gangnam Style must've been created for us!

  • Belarus:

    If I squint hard, you look like Russia...

  • Ukraine:

    One of my buttons popped off. Can we go search for it at your place?

  • Sealand:

    Do you come with tartar sauce because you're a great catch!

  • Scotland:

    Do you have any Scot in you? No? Would you like some?

  • Ireland:

    I know this sounds typical but kiss me, I'm Irish

  • Romania:

    They say vampires sparkle but they haven't met you yet

  • Australia:

    I'm like a boomerang. I keep on coming back

  • Egypt:

    I hope you don't mind sand in everything

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  • Ask a question, any question!!

  • 1:

    What does their bedroom look like?

  • 2:

    Do they have any daily rituals?

  • 3:

    Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

  • 4:

    What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

  • 5:

    Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

  • 6:

    Eating habits and sample daily menu

  • 7:

    Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

  • 8:

    Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

  • 9:

    Makeup?

  • 10:

    Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

  • 11:

    Intellectual pursuits?

  • 12:

    Favorite book genre?

  • 13:

    Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

  • 14:

    Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

  • 15:

    Biggest and smallest short term goal?

  • 16:

    Biggest and smallest long term goal?

  • 17:

    Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

  • 18:

    Favorite beverage?

  • 19:

    What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

  • 20:

    Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

  • 21:

    Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

  • 22:

    Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

  • 23:

    How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

  • 24:

    Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

  • 25:

    How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

  • 26:

    Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

  • 27:

    What is their biggest regret?

  • 28:

    Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

  • 29:

    Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

  • 30:

    Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

  • 31:

    Most prized possession?

  • 32:

    Thoughts on material possessions in general?

  • 33:

    Concept of home and family?

  • 34:

    Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

  • 35:

    What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

  • 36:

    What makes them feel guilty?

  • 37:

    Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

  • 38:

    What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

  • 39:

    Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

  • 40:

    How misanthropic are they?

  • 41:

    Hobbies?

  • 42:

    How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

  • 43:

    Religion?

  • 44:

    Superstitions or views on the occult?

  • 45:

    Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

  • 46:

    If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

  • 47:

    How do they express love?

  • 48:

    If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

  • 49:

    Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

mallamun: gatisss: jesusfuck I don’t know where this is from, but… Between this and that Toyota commercial- Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think. Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king. Wow
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mallamun: gatisss: jesusfuck I don’t know where this is from, but… Between this and that Toyota commercial- Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think. Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king. Wow
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mallamun: gatisss: jesusfuck I don’t know where this is from, but… Between this and that Toyota commercial- Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think. Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king. Wow
Zoom
mallamun: gatisss: jesusfuck I don’t know where this is from, but… Between this and that Toyota commercial- Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think. Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king. Wow
Zoom
mallamun: gatisss: jesusfuck I don’t know where this is from, but… Between this and that Toyota commercial- Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think. Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king. Wow
Zoom
mallamun: gatisss: jesusfuck I don’t know where this is from, but… Between this and that Toyota commercial- Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think. Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king. Wow
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mallamun:

gatisss:

jesusfuck

I don’t know where this is from, but…

Between this and that Toyota commercial-

Man, I hope genderfuckery of this highly attractive magnitude just INVADES popular media until privileged heteronormative cismen who unthinkingly dominate the world around them through objectification of women and shaming of homosexuality are forced to think.

Forced to think because when they see an attractive ass in panties, they can no longer instinctively flap their dicks at it and say, “I’d own that” without having to think about gender or sexuality. Torn between their habit of reflexively objectifying women and gay-shaming themselves and others, they would have no choice but to open their eyes a little wider and actually think about the people they share the world with instead of living in a neverending reel of imagery that reinforces a narrow reality where they are king.

Wow

(Source: eberles)

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